horray ghetto lips?

ive always wondered what it would be like to have big juicy ghetto fabulous lips... well, that wonder is long gone! i've had my experience last night..oh the horror. my lips were bigger then angelina jolie..true story i tell ya. So i got new lipgloss while school shopping (the only good thing about going back to school) and its sephora brand lipgloss. i then shove it on..not knowing what to expect.

WELL it look great! so there for i bought it :)

my lips at the smallest..picture them 5 times fatter..

my lips were about to POP! just call me PUFF daddy.

later that night my lips began to tingle when i decided 2 just shoved some more on..but didnt think anything of it, until i was with the group of friends... (great timeing for big lips, when i'm with the guys who make fun of absolutely anything & everything) my friend destiney takes a peek at me during the movie and..doesnt whisper, but YELLS... OMG ELIZABETH! YOUR LIPS........THEY ARE HUGE!! oh great...now all attention on elizabeth & her chubby lips! (it was more the upper lip really) so there i was sitting and just listening to all the guys clown on my fat lips. so then good ol' trina (jordans mom)..(jordans a friend of mine)..says "lets go get you some bennadryl"..then we go. and when i'm back to the house i crash, and found out the paparazzi were takeing photos of my jumbo lips while i was alseep.....yay.

THANK YOU SEPHORA LIP GLOSS...........not.

trip to the dew tour

1. ryan scheckler :)

2. bahahahah us and ryan (sorta)

3. ryan's scribbles on my left arm!

Yesterday i had the opportunity to visit of the dew tour in Portland Oregon. It was sweaty, sticky, exhausting, and lound. but very enjoyable! :)

I went for one reason and one reason only..to see my husband (ryan scheckler) and so i get there a little late (poor ryan waiting so patiently for me) and i stand in the crown, i swear we made eye contact! ...no one can tell me different, even if my eye sight is slightly off. it was destiney i tell ya!

me and my friend jasmine go to stand in line, but the LARGE man says "sorry ladies, the line closed 20 minutes ago" WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAT?! ...i dont care! and... i jumped over that gate! hahahaha, more like i moaned a sad moan then walked away with a frown flat on my face. We look at him from the other side of the gate for a solid 20 minutes. then notice how pathetic we look, so then walk along.


some drunk guy came up to me not saying a word and wraped his arms around me saying "take a picture with me!" ...um my thoughts: "eww dirty man! get off me! your smell like doodoo! help me...no i wont take a picture with you...blah!" SNAP. there it was, he took that picture in half a second before i could say anything. "thanks DUDE! 107.5 ROCKS!#!#@%#$!" i'm guessing he was running that little stand for the radio station 107.5 (fyi good station) so i walk off terrified and my "friend" (who did nothing to help me) giggleing by my side.


we get free stuff..the world was good to me that day. and we both are sweating more then uncle ural tryin to tie his shoes! it was absolutley repulsive. for some reason all i could think about was ryan...ryan ryan ryan. so we decide go back and look at him. the line is almost over...people start crowding us by the gate. i ask a girl "what in the world is going on?" and she said "ryan is coming over here after the line!" OH WOW. i love life. so ryan comes over and girls are screaming head off! ...watta pain. (i dont scream). i did once then felt incredible rediculous, so i stopped and just jumped around! he signed my phone..a paper..and my arm. he touched my arm, oh ryan :):) lol

so life today is to my satisfaction! and the dew tour was just magical.

oh happy day!

lazy

im a mess.

nothing to do.
no where to go.
and no one to see.

i feel a work out would be just super..yet im to lazy.
i want to breakfree from my other self (the bum in me)
and just do something worth while.

but like i said in the beginning

nothing to do.
no where to go.
and no one to see.

call 911

A night at the eckhardts! just like the good ol' days :) ...minus the death hives, emily's new friend, and the black robber missing a front tooth that jenny was absolutely terrified of...hmmmmm lets just rewind yes?


driving to the eckhardts was for some reason peaceful..then i finally relized "what the heck! why is the radio off?" so i then crank that thing up! ahaha much better. next thing i know im at the eckhardts ringing the door bell..two eyes pop out of the side window next to the door, and the door opens "hi! i thought you were the robber..." is the first thing jenny says. lol, we let loose with the giggles and made our way down stairs. Anyone just want to skip to the juicy parts say "I".......I! so first i meet emily's friend.."i guess i should shake your hand...." YEEEEAAAAH. minutes pass by and they are just reading eachothers texts...joy :) later i change into my scrubs (so comfy!) and ready to hit the hay!

....not so fast. i begin to get little hives on my arm..mehh no biggie! so i scratch. 10 minutes fly by and the next thing you know BAM! they're all over! my back, my thighs, my hmmmm hmmm! : oh gosh. (as lindsay would describe them: "they were as big as my hand!!") hahah well here i am..scratching to death! lindsay & jenny (kt passed out hours before all this) just looking at me helpless, unless they wanted to help scratch the massive hives on my hmmm hmmmm! hahah.... gross.

So im in my own world scratching away for a good hour with linday in the backround saying "you poor thing.." and jenny saying "lindsay, lets wake up mom!" ...well sadly we didnt wake up the nurse in the house...and came up with a method of our own. (wet towels and a blow dryer) what a relief! i'm cured! well not completely. but the itch came to an end! and so i was satisfied. :)

The night then becomes more complicated the second emily steps foot into jenny and kt's room...with me, jenny and lindsay waiting anxiously to know "everything!" about...her friend. BUT! this is not the time or place to disscus our privite conversation.............. for you noisey readers :) well ive reached my stopping point! and i'll end with 3 last words: what a night!

RANDOM PHOTO AT DISNEYLAND WITH THE ECKHARDTS

(i think kts drowning in jenny's hair?) lol

reunited

i wake up; grab some banana cake and a cup of milk for breakfast. watch a little freshprince, then get ready to spend time with my two most superest cousins lia and amalia :)! I pick them up and come back to my house waiting for the mom to come home so i can get mula mula for my gasolina! i know, im pathetic.... 16 years old without a job, and i have my parents paying for my gas, and buying my friend's birthday gifts. im a failular. oh well! so then i hear the front door open, and my lovely mom has the money for me (im so lucky). so we happily drive off to the mall, singing out loud on a rainy day..wait a second rain in august? welcome to oregon. what a joke. so we drive..and sing..and dance..and yell wierd and awkward noises to those innocent pedestrians walking along the sidewalk. (what els would you expect? its us..)

we finally reach our destination! the mall. with absolutley nothing but lint in our pockets. so we look around and get tired of saying "i want this" or "wow im coming back to get this!"...and migrate to the apple store, hmmmm photobooth and 3 tongans might end up a little outta control. hahaha so we are takeing billions of pictures, and people just stareing...like that makes a difference? we just kept strikeing our poses and flaunting our stuff! until i get a little too picture happy and knock down a sign..then half the store had their full attention on us..super

done with that, so we realize our stomach's are saying "feed me!!"..then decide to go to toco bell, we eat. and hang out a little longer. then the night comes to an end and i drop those funny girls off at home. (snaps for a fun day!)